Happy are those with some looney OX in them every year — Year after year, I remain such an OX. Slow, straight, and stupid, a kid can have me outfOXed. Stubborn and short-sighted, I keep pickling myself like a lOX. Strong but skill-less, I’m just as useless with a toolbOX. A devout coward and a wimpy pacifist, the most I do is…